Sirius 'Padfoot' Black

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
Or Happy Boxing Day anyway.

Hope you all had a brilliant day. I ate my weight in pudding and potatoes and tomorrow I'm going to go and look at MOTORBIKES! Which also means I'll need to go to Gringotts to change my money to Muggle money. I always love having Muggle money, it's so amusing.

Well.

I always wondered how this would look. Green is not my colour. I always wanted to know if it was the uniforms that made Slytherin look so unpleasant but apparently not considering most of them still look slimey. Not a huge surprise there.

[Warded to Regulus]
Thanks for the tie swap. I feel a bit more normal now.
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Just a heads up. If that third year beater Myles comes to you with complaints of someone casting stinging hexes and trip jinxes at him, you know nothing. Nor do I. Just consider the balance restored. He should consider himself lucky I didn't break his nose.

Is this 'pick on Sirius day week' or something?

Warded to Gryffindor 7th Years
oh sweet merlin i have never been so sore and in pain thank godric for mrs potter coming through with a hangover cure bless that woman

so thanks for the awesome party! although if you ever pretend to forget my birthday for a whole day i wont speak to any of you. just for that, you dont get any of mrs potters cupcakes. theyre all gone. and they were delicious.

Okay, for the last time, you purist psychos need to shut up already. The Blacks are purer and, by extension, crazier than you and yours (our parents had the same surname for Godric's sake), and yet Reg and I seem to have brains and don't rant on about how much better we are than everyone. Well... Reg doesn't. If I was stupid enough to let myself be sorted into Slytherin, you'd all be kissing my arse so seriously, get over it. The only thing that's different is I used my brain, exercised some free thought instead of imitating my crazy parents, left those psychos and got myself blasted off the family tree for having those Independent Thoughts the purists hate so much.

So really, just get over yourself. You're nothing special.

In other news, I suspect I now have a vacant position for a willing sex partner. Interested parties may form an orderly line outside Gryffindor tower.

Warded to Marauders
And there was me thinking blokes were easier to deal with than girls...
/Ward

Oi Prongs. Ask Evans to be your girlfriend already. I don't want to live in a world where a girl is pining over you and you're doing nothing about it. That's not the Marauder way!



In other news I seem to have healed enough to master capital letters and punctuation again. Aren't you all pleased?

well how utterly shocking

someone gets arrested for attacking students and their own kids just magically decided not to go to hogsmeade that weekend what a coincidence

yeah right

now to my crossword

have so many potions to t ake its kind of ridico rdic stupid


they do take m e to my hap py place at least


th
ose bastards are just lucky its not my fa ce thats scarred. my poor arms
good thing scars ar e sexy

bloody fuck



myhair!

If I see one more Hufflepuff complaining about the trials of being gorgeous, I swear to Godric I will hex you once I'm fit to be seen in public again. OH WOE IS YOU! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING ME!

Warded to Marauders
Be a mate and bring me some cheese will you? I'm hungry.

Warded to Self
Seems like there's a lesson here... don't taunt the Whisp. Or tone down the ego maybe... Maybe. I can't help it, I didn't ask to be born this perfect.

Nice to see you're such a big man, Snivellus, hexing someone when their back is turned. Watch your step, that's all I'm saying.

Warded to Regulus
Are you okay?

Do you want to talk?

And that's how we do it! Nice game Gryffindor.

Looks like I picked a good day to sleep in and get some not-at-all-needed beauty sleep! Then again it's not that hard to notice when something has been made invisible around you, there are traces and telltale signs if you bother to notice. Although frankly if you're any kind of wizard it's the sort of thing you're supposed to notice by sixth and seventh year.

I wasn't even in the great hall when it started! Why the hell am I getting detention?!

People of Hogwarts - I really, really doubt You Know Who is wandering around Hogsmeade, no matter how enticing Honeydukes is. I think everyone's just getting way too excited over nothing here. Specially when there's better things to get excited over. Like me for example.

Who's in the mood for a party? Stupid question I know. Don't know about you blokes but I've already received two invites to some Puff party (I'm that good) but apparently I can only invite one of you. Nah I don't get it either.

So, have at it! Whoever gets back to me first, gets it.

( Spellotaped into his journal )

Is this not the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life? Next time I get home I'm buying me one of these babies. Sirius Black travels in style!

And yeah, it's from a Muggle magazine so don't poke it to make it move.

( PRIVATE TO GRYFFINDORS )

( Private to Gryffindor Seventh Years )

( Private to Marauders )